Finyas Bender

Deppresakado EP.1 

(Deppresakardo is a deppresed Avakardo that solves crimes as a super hero) 

Ring ring! Ring ring! The phone went as it rattled. Deppresakardo picked up the phone. 

“Deppresakardo you must help me.”huffed the corner store lady. 

“Whats wrong?”Deppresakardo asked. “They stole two lolly pops and three chocolate bars!”  

“Who is they”? He asked again.  

“Five robbers.” She said out of breath. “Don’t worry I’ll be right there.”  Said Deppresakardo one last time and in two seconds he was the there! 

As Deppresakardo appeared the five robbers just stood there startled all with a lollypop or a chocolate bar in their pocket! All five of them pulled out a pistol from their other pocket and pointed it at Deppresakardo! 

B,b,b,b,bang! All five robbers shot but using his ultra Avakardo senses Deppresakardo pulled off a double backflip in such a precise way that he dodged all the bullets!  

The robbers reloaded their guns! But before they could reload Deppresakardo came up with a great idea. Deppresakardo started crying, crying really hard. He was crying so hard because he was doing his super ultra depressing cry and the tears knocked all five of the robbers out and that’s how Deppresakardo saved the day. 

(: 

Deppresacardo EP.2 

The big bad GasGangsters 

Deppresacardo was sitting at his desk playing with his rubix cube. 

He was feeling very depressed like he always is but this time because his buzzy little fly died. 

Suddenly the alarm went off because the GasGangsters broke into the black house. 

The black house is basically the white house on the other side of the world. 

He put on his cape with at tag saying, “This cape does not allow user to fly”. 

He jumped off his roof and thought he could he fly but 

NOOOP!  

He fell and broke his face but luckily, he is an avacado and he doesn’t have any bones so he can just moosh his face back in place. 

He ran like the wind and finally arrived to the black house. 

“I is here to defeat you”  

He said to the GasGangsters . 

The GasGangsters loaded there super hydraulic gas canisters into their gas guns. 

There were five of them and they all jumped into a secret trap door. 

While they jumped, they shouted 

“Ha ha you can’t get us”. 

Deppresacardo saw them running out the front door  where the getaway car was. 

Deppresacardo started his jetpack powered by guacamole. 

The chase began and it lasted half way around the world and they both ended up at the white house. 

The GasGangsters got out of their car and shot their gas guns at Deppresacardo. 

Tear gas unleashed so to defend himself he pulled out his guacamole gun and shot at the GasGangsters. Gulps of guacamole went straight in their faces. 

Unfortunately, the tear gas made his eyes water which soaked his gun till the trigger rusted and he couldn’t pull it anymore. 

So Deppresacado went head on with his wasabi sword and bet them all. 

THE END 

Deppresakardo EP.3  

Once upon a time Deppresakardo was chilling in his new green fort. It was green because it was built out of dried avacardo bricks. Inside Deppresakardo was playing the game of deppresingness on his pc. It made him really sad and depressed. This went on for a while until suddenly a giant egg hit the forts wall and shattered it. Outside the fort marched the grand army of the dodgy ducks led by General Duckhead! 

The catapults let go another volley of giant eggs that are laid by giant obese ducks which haven’t earned the rank of dodgy duck. Deppresakardo knew what to do and he ran to the phone.  

And dialed the number z,y,g,q (if those are real numbers) and had a quick talk with side kick Jeff. Then he sprinted to the turret mounted on one of the towers of his fort and started it up. Deppresakado started raining down avakardo pips at the army many dodgy ducks fell to the ground! 

Some elite dodgy duck troops through quack grenades at Deppresakardo and the blinded him with quacks! Deppresakardo fell of the tower back in his fort because he could not see a thing. Deppresakardo new this might be the end of him until suddenly a gold-plated fighter jet plane swooped down and fired several confetti rockets at the army and especially the catapult! they blew up and confetti rained everywhere. It was side kick Jeff he turned back for another booming run! By now 2 percent of the army was destroyed! 

Surprisingly there was one last catapult which pulled of one last shot! The egg flew through the air and unfortunately hit Jeffs plane engine and Jeff plane crashed straight into the front gate of the fort creating a straight path for the army to advance! For a while Deppresakardo and side kick Jeff were fighting back to back in the middle of the fort surrounded by the grand army of the dodgy ducks. It seemed to be all over till Deppresakardo came up with one last idea! He took a deep breath and called to the gods. 

 After a minute or two giant blobs of avakardo started to rain down and crush the army of the dodgy ducks! The blobs destroyed 97.999999 percent of the army so there could only be one last survivor of the army and that was no one but general duck head! Jeff took the honors and grabbed the wasabi sword. Duck head started rapidly firing at Jeff as he ran towards him! Jef had to straight left and right to avoid the bullets. When Jeff was close enough, he made a swing and slash and general duck head was no more!!!  

The Light Bulb for Colour Blind People 

Have you ever been colour blind or know what it’s like to be colour blind? Sure you have...  

And that’s why we have you covered! 

Introducing the CBC Bulb which stands for Color Blindness Curing Bulb. 

I made this marvelous house helping decoration out of a bunch of color changing LED lights which glow and makes the objects in the house look the right colour. 

But if you are not color blind you will see everything the wrong. Why? so I’ve installed a censor which detects this and makes a colourful flash that makes you color blind so you can see right. 

During the making of this invention, at one point this went completely wrong by fully blinding someone! But luckily that’s fixed now. 

So, if you’re color blind, call now on a random number... Because I forgot mine.